Infector in Chief

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.

https://www.usluck.com/496244/real-life-gta/ Real life GTA #Funny

The Art of The Deal

https://lemmy.ml/post/28372936

Donye West

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.

When you know you're a horse, but you've heard it's National Unicorn Day, and you just want to be part of the fun.

https://www.usluck.com/496178/hamburglar/ Hamburglar #Funny

Trump's foreign policy explained

https://lemmy.world/post/28001715

Trump's foreign policy explained

https://lemmy.ml/post/28371008

Agolf Shitler

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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.

#justforlaughs #funny #meme

Is this where the assorted fruit comes from for canned fruit cocktail?

https://www.usluck.com/496144/take-it-up-with-h-r/ Take it up with h.r #Funny

Xi Jinping to Trump’s tariffs @big_business_ on X tweeted this.

https://lemmy.ml/post/28369478

Xi Jinping to Trump’s tariffs @big_business_ on X tweeted this.

https://lemmy.ml/post/28369476

Rumpelthinskin

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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.

There was a young fellow named Veach
Who fell fast asleep on the beach.
His dreams of nude women
Had his proud organ brimming
and Squirting on all within reach

https://www.usluck.com/496114/is-this-a-step-up-or-a-step-down-from-mostly-harmless/ is this a step up or a step down from “Mostly Harmless”? #Funny

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If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

I have been telling hate commenters on my videos that #trump backed off on the #tariffs and they were wrong about them being good for the economy, and they are COPING SO HARD.

This is some ABSOLUTELY STUNNING mental gymnastics trying to do anything but admit I was right, after trying to call me stupid for three days commenting on my videos, claiming tariffs would fix the #usa.

He's anything but stoic.

More like the triggered snowflake they call liberals xD.