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Hi, I'm Nicole! But you can call me the Fediverse Chick :D
I'm a proud Polish girl from Toronto (29 y/o)
I'm currently taking the pre-health sciences program at George Brown College hoping to get into the medical field someday!
Also, in like two hours, I’m going to bomb Yemen.
@maxleibman I came here to make a Fediverse Chick joke about group chats, and this was literally the first post I read.
@andrewfeeney Don’t let me stop you! Great minds, etc.
@maxleibman @andrewfeeney Don't worry, there's no shortage of Nicoles who you can call the Fediverse Chick :D
They're all proud Polish girls from Toronto (29 y/o).
Urban legend says that it all started because of a PhD student's ethically questionable cloning experiment that's gone horribly awry.
There's now whole university lectures filled entirely with Nicoles who are taking the pre-health sciences program at George Brown College.
It's an absolute nightmare marking essays. The poor lecturers don't know which Fediverse Chick to assign the grade to.
And forget about recording tutorial attendance. The lecturer calls out "Nicole" and the whole room yells back "present"!
They're all hoping to get into the medical field someday!
@ajsadauskas @maxleibman @andrewfeeney ah. So this is how the US solves it's healthcare staff shortages...
@Nikkileah @ajsadauskas @maxleibman @andrewfeeney …with single paycheck! DOGE efficiency without DOGE!
@mcSlibinas @Nikkileah @maxleibman @andrewfeeney Unfortunately, the reception desks will be a lot less efficient.
I can just imagine the queues stretching out the hospital door.
And every single patient will say: "Hi, I'm here for my 5 o'clock appointment with Dr Nicole the Fediverse Chick."
Which one?
"The proud Polish one from Toronto who did the pre-health sciences program at George Brown College."
@ajsadauskas @Nikkileah @maxleibman @andrewfeeney easy fix: install to all Nicole's doors green - red lights. "Hi, I'm here for appointment"
"Go straight till first green light"
I can do DOGE too 
She finally talked to me yesterday, she has her own instance now. Well one of them does. Which one
@ajsadauskas @maxleibman @andrewfeeney
well, now it's spread out of the lab, and it's getting variants
I wonder what does it take for the instances to lock down new subscribers