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I dont think humans would survive in a bunker very long

or would want to

think about it: what's the most likely non-perishable food you're gonna have? beans!

beans can make one gassy

unless that bunker has a vent, it's just gonna smell like farts

thats the Fallout Vault experiment I want...how long does it take for a 1000 population Vault to die from their own farts

#farts #gassy #apocalypse #bunkers #vaulttec #experiment

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I dont think humans would survive in a bunker very long

or would want to

think about it: what's the most likely non-perishable food you're gonna have? beans!

beans can make one gassy

unless that bunker has a vent, it's just gonna smell like farts

thats the Fallout Vault experiment I want...how long does it take for a 1000 population Vault to die from their own farts

#farts #gassy #apocalypse #bunkers #vaulttec #experiment

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I'm sorry in advance for the random ass thoughts I'm about to spill on here

I can't even blame the moon because its only waning crescent

I'm just weird

#thewitchinghour #weird #random #thoughts #strange

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I'm sorry in advance for the random ass thoughts I'm about to spill on here

I can't even blame the moon because its only waning crescent

I'm just weird

#thewitchinghour #weird #random #thoughts #strange

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imagine if we greeted each other like cats

shake hands and present our buttholes

well, I guess some dating apps are like that

#cats #catsbelike #nudes #humans #catbehavior

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imagine if we greeted each other like cats

shake hands and present our buttholes

well, I guess some dating apps are like that

#cats #catsbelike #nudes #humans #catbehavior

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I call this sleeping position "Schrodinger's pose" because he's both in the box and not in the box

#milo #schrodingerscat #kitty #cats #catsofmastodon

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I call this sleeping position "Schrodinger's pose" because he's both in the box and not in the box

#milo #schrodingerscat #kitty #cats #catsofmastodon

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@MossyQuartz he's probably just responding to my voice, but I found it funny

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@MossyQuartz he's probably just responding to my voice, but I found it funny

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someone on the show I'm watching started speaking in Spanish and suddenly Max meows inquisitively

me: ¿tu conoches español?

max: mrroow!

me: ¿como estàs?

max: ¡mrrow!

#spanish #kitty #cats #gato #español #cute

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someone on the show I'm watching started speaking in Spanish and suddenly Max meows inquisitively

me: ¿tu conoches español?

max: mrroow!

me: ¿como estàs?

max: ¡mrrow!

#spanish #kitty #cats #gato #español #cute

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wanna to read about me complaining about life? no? I understand. here's the link if you change your mind

www.cdturnerwrites.org/stream-of-consciousness/021-brain-is-a-leaking-sponge-heart-is-a-casket

#blogwriters #blogs #writersofmastodon #writers #writerslife #writerlife #sadness #grief #loss

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wanna to read about me complaining about life? no? I understand. here's the link if you change your mind

www.cdturnerwrites.org/stream-of-consciousness/021-brain-is-a-leaking-sponge-heart-is-a-casket

#blogwriters #blogs #writersofmastodon #writers #writerslife #writerlife #sadness #grief #loss

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I say House and Senate Democrats start demanding fElon Musk's birth certificate and visa status

how's that for birtherism, fuckbags?

#felonmusk #felon45 #birthcertificate #visa #emeraldelon #birtherism

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I say House and Senate Democrats start demanding fElon Musk's birth certificate and visa status

how's that for birtherism, fuckbags?

#felonmusk #felon45 #birthcertificate #visa #emeraldelon #birtherism

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America has made too many strides for equality for it to be ruined by some orange manbaby and his squad of goons.

Trump's entire political career has been focused on populist, reactionary backlashes because cishet white men felt threatened by diversity. MAGATs are the most cowardly and willfully ignorant people and there is no middle ground to be established with them.

There should be no tolerance for the intolerant. Yes, that's a paradox but it's also true. There is a reason many European countries made any display of Nazi sentiment illegal after WW2. Hateful sentiments need to be stopped at the source, not allowed to result in a mass murder or genocide.

The government was too permissive of hateful speech, so much so that such hate became mainstream. It became normalized. People began believing in an alternate reality of conspiracy theories because they were too entrenched in their bigotry to accept facts.

We have to fight against hate, not allow it to destroy our democracy.

#hate #bigotry #trump #fascism #hateful #racism #transphobia #sexism

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America has made too many strides for equality for it to be ruined by some orange manbaby and his squad of goons.

Trump's entire political career has been focused on populist, reactionary backlashes because cishet white men felt threatened by diversity. MAGATs are the most cowardly and willfully ignorant people and there is no middle ground to be established with them.

There should be no tolerance for the intolerant. Yes, that's a paradox but it's also true. There is a reason many European countries made any display of Nazi sentiment illegal after WW2. Hateful sentiments need to be stopped at the source, not allowed to result in a mass murder or genocide.

The government was too permissive of hateful speech, so much so that such hate became mainstream. It became normalized. People began believing in an alternate reality of conspiracy theories because they were too entrenched in their bigotry to accept facts.

We have to fight against hate, not allow it to destroy our democracy.

#hate #bigotry #trump #fascism #hateful #racism #transphobia #sexism

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I seriously doubt the military are going to go full Gestapo on people

the police and ICE will but they are thousands and there are millions of immigrants.

unlike the Nazi armies, who swore their lives to the Reich and Hitler, the American military swears to uphold the Constitution. not to mention Mango Mussolini called them losers and desecrated a war memorial for a photo op.

Trump is a manchild who thinks he just play toy soldiers with the troops for his own ends.You might be the next Cuntmander in Chief, but dont forget who is holding the guns

#military #purge #denaturalization #mangomussolini #cheetojesus #fartingfuror #diaperdon #trumpisamanchild

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I seriously doubt the military are going to go full Gestapo on people

the police and ICE will but they are thousands and there are millions of immigrants.

unlike the Nazi armies, who swore their lives to the Reich and Hitler, the American military swears to uphold the Constitution. not to mention Mango Mussolini called them losers and desecrated a war memorial for a photo op.

Trump is a manchild who thinks he just play toy soldiers with the troops for his own ends.You might be the next Cuntmander in Chief, but dont forget who is holding the guns

#military #purge #denaturalization #mangomussolini #cheetojesus #fartingfuror #diaperdon #trumpisamanchild

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evangelicals be so selfish that they honestly believe the world is disposable

hell, even your god thought the world was disposable, he tried to restart humanity with a flood like its a Civ 6 game!

Christian doomerism is toxic and has no place in politics.

#doomerism #christianity #evangelical #exvangelical #climatecrisis #climatechange

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evangelicals be so selfish that they honestly believe the world is disposable

hell, even your god thought the world was disposable, he tried to restart humanity with a flood like its a Civ 6 game!

Christian doomerism is toxic and has no place in politics.

#doomerism #christianity #evangelical #exvangelical #climatecrisis #climatechange

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There are more sexual predators in the US Congress and Senate than there are in the entirety of the trans people population. Give those creeps their own goddamn bathrooms. I don't want to use a toilet after a Republican, I might catch a venereal disease.

#unoreverse #politics #transgenderban #fuckyou #fuckmikejohnson #gofuckyourself

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There are more sexual predators in the US Congress and Senate than there are in the entirety of the trans people population. Give those creeps their own goddamn bathrooms. I don't want to use a toilet after a Republican, I might catch a venereal disease.

#unoreverse #politics #transgenderban #fuckyou #fuckmikejohnson #gofuckyourself

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caught milo mid-grooming

#kitty #weirdposition #cats #catsofmastodon

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caught milo mid-grooming

#kitty #weirdposition #cats #catsofmastodon

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my grandma died.

fuck cancer.

#cancer #fuckcancer #death #grief

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my grandma died.

fuck cancer.

#cancer #fuckcancer #death #grief

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I highly recommend Alt America: The Rise of the Radical Right in the Age of Trump by David Neiwert if you want to understand the ignorance and hatred of MAGA.

#bookrecs #magats #fascism #extremism #trump #terrorism #rightwing #altright

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I highly recommend Alt America: The Rise of the Radical Right in the Age of Trump by David Neiwert if you want to understand the ignorance and hatred of MAGA.

#bookrecs #magats #fascism #extremism #trump #terrorism #rightwing #altright

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stupid ass cybercriminals can't even send their phishing links to the right number, they keep texting my parents

luckily I have taught them to ignore and block such numbers and emails

its one thing to be a scammer, but its just sad when they're stupid scammers

#scams #scammers #phishing #cybercrime

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stupid ass cybercriminals can't even send their phishing links to the right number, they keep texting my parents

luckily I have taught them to ignore and block such numbers and emails

its one thing to be a scammer, but its just sad when they're stupid scammers

#scams #scammers #phishing #cybercrime

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people keep dooming and glooming about the future of humanity and how climate change will destroy us

while there is significant cause for concern, let's put things into perspective:

--the earliest of humankind survived an ice age
--humanity survived the Black Plague centuries before modern medicine
--humanity is ridiculously adaptable as evidenced by people who have evolved to live in high-altitude regions
--we continue to make strides in green energy and quality of life
--it may not seem like it, but these are the most peaceful times of our existence
--there are millions of people determined to fight against fascism and anti-intellectualism

I'm not saying the worst can't happen. But allowing ourselves to be frozen in fear of what COULD happen instead of fighting for what IS happening is not beneficial.

#doomerism #hope #hopeful #mindful #fightfascism #fightforthefuture #climatechange #humanity #fascism #antiillectualism #politics

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people keep dooming and glooming about the future of humanity and how climate change will destroy us

while there is significant cause for concern, let's put things into perspective:

--the earliest of humankind survived an ice age
--humanity survived the Black Plague centuries before modern medicine
--humanity is ridiculously adaptable as evidenced by people who have evolved to live in high-altitude regions
--we continue to make strides in green energy and quality of life
--it may not seem like it, but these are the most peaceful times of our existence
--there are millions of people determined to fight against fascism and anti-intellectualism

I'm not saying the worst can't happen. But allowing ourselves to be frozen in fear of what COULD happen instead of fighting for what IS happening is not beneficial.

#doomerism #hope #hopeful #mindful #fightfascism #fightforthefuture #climatechange #humanity #fascism #antiillectualism #politics

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if you don't baby cradle your cat to lecture them about destroying things, are you really a cat owner?

#cats #catsbelike #catownersbelike #owningcats

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if you don't baby cradle your cat to lecture them about destroying things, are you really a cat owner?

#cats #catsbelike #catownersbelike #owningcats

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some phishing scam tried to claim I bought a 6-year subscription of Geek Squad

1) 6 YEAR subscription???
2) Geek Squad is a computer repair service, why do they have a subscription service???
3) they sent a fake invoice to my mom???
4) I'm a Cybersecurity major and can see clearly through your bullshit

you sure AI is the future of tech?

#aiscams #phishing #cybersecurity #scams #socialengineering

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some phishing scam tried to claim I bought a 6-year subscription of Geek Squad

1) 6 YEAR subscription???
2) Geek Squad is a computer repair service, why do they have a subscription service???
3) they sent a fake invoice to my mom???
4) I'm a Cybersecurity major and can see clearly through your bullshit

you sure AI is the future of tech?

#aiscams #phishing #cybersecurity #scams #socialengineering

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why the "America was founded by immigrants" does not work to change MAGAT's worldview:

yes, American was founded by immigrants...European immigrants.

pop quiz: what is the main difference between European immigrants and Latin American immigrants?

the answer is racism. they have a problem with non-white people, regardless of legal status. let's quit pretending MAGA actually cares if they're legal or not. this is a soft ethnic-cleansing in the planning stages, soft meaning not (openly) genocidal, but still morally wrong

call by its name, quit using their dog whistles. they have a problem with people of color. you think they'll stop at "denaturalization"? yeah, thats what the German citizens thought the Nazis were doing at first with the Jews circa 1933-1945

#dogwhistles #racism #immigration #fightfascism #trumpisafascist #culling #denaturalization

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why the "America was founded by immigrants" does not work to change MAGAT's worldview:

yes, American was founded by immigrants...European immigrants.

pop quiz: what is the main difference between European immigrants and Latin American immigrants?

the answer is racism. they have a problem with non-white people, regardless of legal status. let's quit pretending MAGA actually cares if they're legal or not. this is a soft ethnic-cleansing in the planning stages, soft meaning not (openly) genocidal, but still morally wrong

call by its name, quit using their dog whistles. they have a problem with people of color. you think they'll stop at "denaturalization"? yeah, thats what the German citizens thought the Nazis were doing at first with the Jews circa 1933-1945

#dogwhistles #racism #immigration #fightfascism #trumpisafascist #culling #denaturalization