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can someone do a wellness check on kanye and maybe tranq him #kanyeidiot #kanyewest #wellness #fascism #Hitler

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can someone do a wellness check on kanye and maybe tranq him #kanyeidiot #kanyewest #wellness #fascism #Hitler

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i know its Mondog, but my cat was being very cute #Catstodon #cats #CatsOfMastodon

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i know its Mondog, but my cat was being very cute #Catstodon #cats #CatsOfMastodon

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fun reminder that just because your parents chose to have you and raise you, that does not mean the trauma they instilled in you is invalidated

the notion that you should forgive toxic parents just because they brought you into the world is fucked up

respect isnt owed, its earned #parents #toxic #trauma

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fun reminder that just because your parents chose to have you and raise you, that does not mean the trauma they instilled in you is invalidated

the notion that you should forgive toxic parents just because they brought you into the world is fucked up

respect isnt owed, its earned #parents #toxic #trauma

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well, i studied and everything and still got a 36 on a test

fuck me, I guess #collegelife #gradschool #school

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well, i studied and everything and still got a 36 on a test

fuck me, I guess #collegelife #gradschool #school

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tis the season to pull my hair out, fa lalalalaaa la la laaa fuuuuuuck #collegelife #gradschool #undergrad #December #finals #exams

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tis the season to pull my hair out, fa lalalalaaa la la laaa fuuuuuuck #collegelife #gradschool #undergrad #December #finals #exams

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well, some jackass started shooting people while driving near an exit ramp in my home county

but no, tell me again how guns arent the problem #Virginia #guncontrolnow #virginiashooting

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well, some jackass started shooting people while driving near an exit ramp in my home county

but no, tell me again how guns arent the problem #Virginia #guncontrolnow #virginiashooting

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you think if i sent a video of me having a burnout meltdown to the dean, they'll take pity and just give me the Bachelor's degree #collegelife #gradschool #university #kidding #kinda

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you think if i sent a video of me having a burnout meltdown to the dean, they'll take pity and just give me the Bachelor's degree #collegelife #gradschool #university #kidding #kinda

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what dictatorship country is going to host FIFA next? North Korea? Saudi Arabia? Florida? #FIFAWorldCup #qatar #dictatorship #fascism #lgbtqia

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what dictatorship country is going to host FIFA next? North Korea? Saudi Arabia? Florida? #FIFAWorldCup #qatar #dictatorship #fascism #lgbtqia

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why is there a photo of a hotdog-stuffed vagina (and ass)?

more importantly, why the fuck did I click on it?

curiosity killed the cat, or pussy in this case

#nudes #hotdogs

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why is there a photo of a hotdog-stuffed vagina (and ass)?

more importantly, why the fuck did I click on it?

curiosity killed the cat, or pussy in this case

#nudes #hotdogs

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I'm wondering if Commander Lawrence put Serena with the Wheelers to give her a taste of her own medicine #thehandmaidstale #hulu

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I'm wondering if Commander Lawrence put Serena with the Wheelers to give her a taste of her own medicine #thehandmaidstale #hulu

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i hate college math placement exam prep

the name of a unit I'm working on is called "solving a linear equation with several occurences of the variable: variables on both sides and two distributions"

so, solving an equation with like terms? why couldnt you JUST SAY THAT??? #math #college #university

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i hate college math placement exam prep

the name of a unit I'm working on is called "solving a linear equation with several occurences of the variable: variables on both sides and two distributions"

so, solving an equation with like terms? why couldnt you JUST SAY THAT??? #math #college #university

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math lesson: okay, this is how you do those problems. lets practice!

practice question: *something that hasnt been taught yet*

i...i dont think you know how teaching works #collegelife #undergrad #math #school #university

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math lesson: okay, this is how you do those problems. lets practice!

practice question: *something that hasnt been taught yet*

i...i dont think you know how teaching works #collegelife #undergrad #math #school #university

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so nice to scroll without seeing proto-fascists defending domestic terrorists #Mastodon #fascism #Monday

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so nice to scroll without seeing proto-fascists defending domestic terrorists #Mastodon #fascism #Monday

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I really need to learn to cook...my mom served bland potroast for Thanksgiving and blander potatoes. I love you mom but why are you so adverse to spices 😭😭😭 #whitepeoplefood #bland #Thanksgiving #spices

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I really need to learn to cook...my mom served bland potroast for Thanksgiving and blander potatoes. I love you mom but why are you so adverse to spices 😭😭😭 #whitepeoplefood #bland #Thanksgiving #spices

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someone thinks hes gonna get some of my burger #CatsOfMastodon #kitty #cats

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someone thinks hes gonna get some of my burger #CatsOfMastodon #kitty #cats

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y'all ever just feel like a cat in a medieval painting #cats #relatable #monday

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y'all ever just feel like a cat in a medieval painting #cats #relatable #monday

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i love this feature...Im gonna say something naughty, dont look, kids!

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something naughty #sorrynotsorry

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something naughty #sorrynotsorry

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All these "Don't Say Gay" bills and transphobic laws do is inspire radicals to commit acts of terrorism

and the most disturbing thing is...I think that's what the GOP wants #trans #gop #lgbtqia

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All these "Don't Say Gay" bills and transphobic laws do is inspire radicals to commit acts of terrorism

and the most disturbing thing is...I think that's what the GOP wants #trans #gop #lgbtqia

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and I have moved here from Twitter!

I've heard good things about this site, let's hope they're true! #mastodon #TwitterMigration

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and I have moved here from Twitter!

I've heard good things about this site, let's hope they're true! #mastodon #TwitterMigration